Stormageddon: Destroyer of Worlds
Also known as Alfie
That baby is the greatest actor of our generation.
mulan dont give a shit
mulan has run out of fucks to give
Mulan no curr
Mulan: “Gurl had it coming.”
Mulan: ” One less bitch, to worry about “
Mulan: “Who’s next?”
Mulan: “Look at all that dishonor”
Mulan: lol i got eggrolls in the oven
Patti LaBelle BKA “Realest B*tch Alive” Rumor has it “Fuck Yo Feelings” is on her birth certificate.
She’s the Chuck Norris of R&B.
^^^ I had to re-reblog for that alone.
Good men don’t need rules
In my top 10, easily.
My birthday is less then a month away if someone bought me this I would be overjoyed.
- mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
- me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
- mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
- me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
- me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
- mom: this isn't normal